Plot twist! Lady zoomed in and stole the parking spot I was signaling to pull into. Gave her “Dude WTF?!” hands; she gave me a shrug. Fumed as I scoured the lot for another spot. Finally parked and started looking for a scrap of paper to leave her a note: Is this really who you want to be? Suddenly saw my anger and had a flash: Is this really who you want to be? Burst out laughing. Felt better.