Dispatch 2 of 2 from your reporter at the Orange County Women’s March: favorite signs seen along the route, by category.

Category: Puns & Wordplay
1. WE ARE NOT OVARY-ACTING
2. IT’S UTER-US NOT UTER-YOU
3. IKEA HAS MORE QUALIFIED CABINETS
4. TRUMP LIES MATTER
5. RESISTANCE IS FERTILE
6. KEEP YOUR FILTHY LAWS OFF MY SILKY DRAWERS

Category: Inspirational
1. MINORITY+MINORITY+MINORITY=MAJORITY
2. MOMMY’S FIRST PROTEST
3. NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE ONE WHO BEARS LIFE
4. WE CARRY A NEW WORLD IN OUR HEARTS
5. MEN OF QUALITY DO NOT FEAR EQUALITY

Category: Smartass
1. I’M TOO WORRIED TO MAKE A FUNNY SIGN
2. NOW YOU’VE PISSED OFF GRANDMA
3. IMPEACH CHEETO VOLDEMORT
4. INAUGURATE THE RESISTANCE
5. VIVA LA VULVA
6. AMERICA *WAS* GREAT. NOW WE ARE JUST EMBARRASSED.
7. WOMEN ARE THE WALL AND TRUMP WILL PAY